Brainless

What's the rush on commitment?

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Things I realised last May

  1. I don’t want to live long. I want a short but adventurous life.
  2. When I study for my exams I suddenly believe in horoscopes.
  3. And in organic pills that help me focus.
  4. My life’s on hold till the end of June #exams (26th of June to be precise).
  5. I have friends I’ll probably know for the rest of my life. Already quite sure of that.
  6. When do you know you’re in a relationship? When you stop kissing other people? Oh wait, I should probably just ask the other person. Oh wait, not ready. Almost there though.
  7. My nails grow fast.
  8. My vibrator is so f*cking good.
  9. Once I went to a psychologist right before my exams and she said ‘don’t worry everybody’s a procrastinator’. That’s when I stopped feeling bad about it.
  10. My sisters are great.
  11. I have 10 euros. I need to earn money. Oh wait, first I have to pass my exams.

Things I realised last April

1. Yes, Sinterklaas is racist (shoutout to my ex-boyfriend for pointing that one out to me). I feel like the show ‘Dear White People’ explains pretty well why.

2. Equality is having one word for a job practised by different sexes.

3. No, not everybody studies only the people I know.

4. How little high school taught me about Belgium’s colonial past even though it is such a huge part of our history (and so important if we want to make people aware of inequality).

5. How ‘fast’ I redefined ‘true love’ or love in general.

6. No, not everybody travels as much as I do, just the people that surround me.

8. How bad men are at making women come on a one-night-stand (known that for quite a while actually). Also, how little they try. Selfish bastards. #nohate

9. I rediscovered Ben & Jerry’s and fell in love all over again. I mean, it’s sort of a revelation.

10. Being a student is great except for the times when you actually have to get shit done.

11. Every sport I have ever done has always been recreational, never competitive. After 20 years of skiing I remain average haha.

12. A relationship scares the shit out of me. Am I really ready for that? On the other hand, after my first heartbreak I realized you eventually get over it so I might as well risk my heart again!

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